Arkansas And How It Got That Way
by Norman Liebmann / As heard on The Phil Valentine Show

Who are these people in Arkansas and why are they unloading these crooked politicians on America? The following data may explain how this came about.

Arkansas: An Indian word meaning trailer court
State Emblem: A raccoon jimmying open an ATM machine
State Flower: The air freshener
State Bird: The used car salesman
State Tree: The stump
Nickname: The Car wash State
State Motto: Don't ask. Don't tell. Don't laugh.
Anthem: Hail to the Thief